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Date:2003-12-13 17:23
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Mood: blah

This is the funniest day I have had in forever...
http://www.livejournal.com/users/serialkiller55/3892.html

I am done talking about it now cause I am sick of stupid people getting me all worked up about nothing, literally.

but there anyway

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Date:2003-12-13 15:26
Subject:Da Ghetto Prince
Security:Public
Mood: blah

I can not believe the day that I am having I woke up to yeah what I woke up to. And then I am sitting here doing my junk and then I get this message saying you have an insant message from joebruceicp69 so naturally thinking it is a juggalo I exept and the first words are "you are a dirty slut" Oh yeah I got a wonderful wake up call huh...but I am a dork and I closed the message after we were done but I wanted to post it. It ended up being Alicia, John's (my retarded ex) sister. Telling me that she knew where my whole family and my bestfriend triplesix lives and I was like "Oh wow, so do I" and it just went on for a while and then all of a sudden after we had went back and forth she finally told me who she really was and I told her that I would fuck her up and yeah eventually she started getting nice and told me that she is going to try to make him stop messing with me. Why does this crap happen to me? I am confused...but none the less I have had an eventful day so far.
I have a lot more to say but I am like in a really wierd mood now because of all of this so I am going to stop now.

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Date:2003-12-13 12:01
Subject:Pimp's up Ho's Down
Security:Public
Mood: amused

Oh my freaking god damn...I got woke up by Chris xemm today calling me telling me that someone had updated there journal today and that I had to see the amazing thing that has evolved from the trash of Missouri the umm, well not Lou. Yeah and I read it and got a wonderful laugh and now I am going to go comment on serialkiller55's journal were the person I am reffering too told him to take me off his friends list cause you know that is bad. Well I know most of you don't know who I am talking about but if you want to know....
Click dis...
http://www.mmcw-uwa.com/biggmann.html

all I have to say is....
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHaHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH my freaking god!

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Date:2003-12-04 20:31
Subject:Do you get the jist of the song now?
Security:Public
Mood: groggy

I was just looking at my msn page at the weather and it is like 56 degrees here, and I thought that is cold and then I look down and see the STL weather cause I have St. Louis weather on my page too and it is like 32 degrees, That is insane, I would be dieing. I just thought I would let you know that. I don't feel good so I am going to go lay down now. But I feel like watching Invader Zim, and I also want to hear Gun's and Rose's for some odd reason and I can't because my kazaa won't work and it is making me mad. Major Argggghness!

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Date:2003-12-02 15:29
Subject:When you can't go on anymore I will carry you.
Security:Public
Mood: crappy

I got bored last night and decided that I would take pictures to show you that I need a hair cut, because it is getting insanely long again...I tried to post this last night so right now I don't really feel like it but I will anyway. My computer has been acting up and everytime I try to do anything the browser mysteriously closes. And strange random things happen like in the middle of a sectence it will start typing in caps without the caps lock being on. It is wierd and frustrating. We went out to eat last night at Friday's it was good of course. And we rented some movies we were going to go out to the movies but I am still sick so we decided to stay in so we rented 13th child, Identity, and HAHAHAHAAA!!! Legally Blonde 2. They were pretty good especially Identity. But I don't feel like talking anymore so here are the pics of my annoyingly long hair.




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Date:2003-11-29 04:48
Subject:Burried in my shit
Security:Public
Mood:Dead

Wow, it is 4 something in the morning and I am awake due to illness. So you can imagine my contempt at this moment. I have medicine that I have been regularly dosing up on, but it just isn't doing it's job. I have allergies and I am miserable, and anyone that knows me well knows that my allergies are evil. I have an equally evil advisary right now also, my cough. And since I can't sleep I will tell you about what has been going on in my life lately(yay! for you). We have been contemplating about moving back home. St Louis home to be precise. It has been hitting us hard being away from our families during the holidays. He is more used to it, I mean being away from his family because he really only has his dad and they talk regularly but he loves my family (my dad's side) and he misses them. So if you can imagine I am the biggest Daddie's girl in the world and it sucks really bad being this far away from him. I used to live in this place that was like 1 1/2 to 2 hours away and I would cry at random moment because I missed my dad and I could have drove easily to go and see him, and I did when that happened. But now being 1,579.70 miles away it isn't so easy. But back to what I was originally talking about, alot of stupid stuff has happened since I have been here and we just are kind of miserable here. Las Vegas is a cool ass city, but more for vacation not to live. Like were we live now, our apartment is expensive as hell and it is like basically anything else in this town, it isn't worth it. We hate our roomate, he makes us the most miserable out of anything, but he is on the lease so we can't just tell him to leave. And then we were excited because we got invited by a couple different people to come over for thanksgiving dinner so we were looking forward to doing the family thing, and so thanksgiving afternoon we go out to the truck to leave to go over to our friends family's house, and someone had broken into Bulldog's truck and stole damn near everything out of it. I don't mean like cd's, cd player. I mean like everything. He has a truck with a camper shell on it and in the back there was a big home sterio system, a dvd player, a bass guitar, a big bean bag chair, a trash can, a sombrero, and some other things. All stolen. They broke a window for basically no reason and pryed the metal of the door on the driver side door away from the window and still failed to get in the cab. And this was the second time that his truck has been broken into and stuff had been stolen. And everyone thinks St louis is bad I have lived there my whole life and my car has never been "broken" into I left my windows down once and someone stole all of my cd's but that is all. Now I know people that have had there car broken into Mandee triplesix for one. But not that many over all. This happen's to everyone here. And there are people like con artist basically that are here and they do different scary things like people will come up to you in a parking lot and ask you if you want to smell some perfume to buy it I guess and they bring you over to there vehicle and they make you sniff ether and you pass out and they rob you and leave you there. And then there are people that come up to you on the way INTO stores and they try to sell you stuff like sterio equipment and if you buy it naturally you came to the store for something so you still go in and when you are inside they break into your car and steal the merch back that you just payed them for. But you see this kind of stuff on the news here constantly. But yeah, we want to come home but I don't know when it will be because Bulldog is starting real estate school in January and he is hoping when he graduates which is very long after that he can transfer from here to STL. So then we will be straight. The real estate school that he is going to works like this if you graduate from there school which you pay the certain amount and you can go as many times in a certain amout of time basically that it takes you to graduate so yeah and when you graduate that automatically place you in a century 21 office. So yeah when that is done if he can transfer which should be easy we will move. If they won't do the tranfer he will probably put in an application at one is STL and we will save up the money to move and get a place there. Nothing else is really happening now or lately. We have still been looking for jobs but no one seems to be hiring which is wierd considering that it is the holiday season and they usually hire for seasonal work at least and yeah we have put in a million and one applications with no avail. This has become rather long so I am going to finish my orange juice and try to fall back asleep. Thank you for listening to me rant.

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Date:2003-11-25 00:45
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Woah Mandee triplesix Majically posted before I was done with that last one this is craziness.

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Date:2003-11-25 00:27
Subject:I'm in this thang until I bow out...Uhh
Security:Public
Mood: tired

I have noticed something wierd...no one on my entire friends list has posted in the last 2 day besides xemm, is everyone sick of LJ or what? I just thought that I would make a note of this...cause I really don't feel like updating but I thought it should be done since no one else is doing it. Oh one more thing Banana Pancakes Rock Hardcore Style!!! That is all. I will retire now.

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Date:2003-11-22 22:02
Subject:Nose Peaches...HA!
Security:Public
Mood: sick

Puking = negative amounts of fun, which also = icky barf snot for me! Yeah, the last few days I have been all nauseated and today it moved to the next level. Other than this new achievement everything has been okay for the last couple of days...something I wanted to share also is that Bulldog and I have recently discovered scientific evidence to prove that Tech N9ne is an alien. Also the theory that schizophrenia could possibly be synthetic. This concludes my update for the moment.

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Date:2003-11-21 11:16
Subject:One Down Ass Juggalo!!! HAHAHHAA!!!
Security:Public
Mood: cheerful

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read...I love juggalo's to death well I will say most of them anyway but this is one of the biggest reasons why they are an endless source of entertainment. My IQ dropped seriously large numbers just from reading this, I had to recover before I could type this because I became almost completely illiterate. Yeah By the way the entire thing is here - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/guides/guide-display/-/3KCMHLYD48KBG/ref=cm_bg_guides/002-9260583-3251211. If you want to see the whole thing.


*(so yall want to become JUGGALOS well this be da place to be ya know in this guide i will let you know how to be a JUGGALO. tha frist cd you gonna need is 'Carnival of Carnage' and thats gonna start you on your way to be a ninja tha next on yous gonna want to pick up be that good old'The Amazing Jeckel Brothers' F*** this if u wanna be a F***IN JUGGALO buy tha S*** fell tha S***live tha S***yall dont need me to tell yall how to be F***IN twiztid siral killin JUGGALO up in this B**** ok this S*** tell me i got to wright more S*** so im juss go on bout S*** here we F***IN go if u aint a juggalo u need to become one but dont be one of them B**** A** juffalos that be frontin bout tha S***either u down are u aint down and i know ims down cuz i done got tha hatcht man tatted up on my chest and i done been down sence i was like 8 and im 17 now so its been a F***IN min and u know you gots to show love to more than icp there twiztid/blaze/abk/zug island/jump stedy/dark lotus/tha rydas/esham/suppa villens so u gots to have a lot of love to be a juggalo and bein juggalo anit bout hate other people its bout family and open minds and F***IN chopin hatersS*** right F***IN now cuz i know where u live i got to put another F***IN cd in here so im say go get 'Freek Show' go get this S*** is be off tha F***IN hook its tha second twiztid cds and so so F***IN right cuz it aint nothin but murder murder muder)*


I must laugh again. Muhahahhaaa!!!...and so on.

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Date:2003-11-20 15:54
Subject:What for?
Security:Public
Mood: bored

Once again I got bored and I decided to submit my pic to HallsofIllusions.com and I think I want to use one of these to pics cause you have to have something psychopathic related in the pic so yeah but I want you guys to tell me which one to use... I think they are both pretty stupid but I think that about every pic of me. but yeah here they are....




If you don't like either of them tell me that too.
yeah and then I will kill you and your family and take another pic.

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Date:2003-11-20 13:48
Subject:Las Vegas make the Planet Rock
Security:Public
Mood: creative

I got bored so I decided to make a picture and this is what came out this is IronFist by the way one of the pimpin' local vegas bands/groups that I talked about the other day...by the way I got lazy after I made it and I didn't feel like changing the size of it so it is kinda big.


dorky pic I made!Collapse )

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Date:2003-11-19 23:08
Subject:Bow down before the one you serve
Security:Public
Mood: weird

The last couple days have been very eventfully mostly crappy but I dont' fell like talking about any of it right now anyway but I will just say it has been stressful. But I got bored and I saw this on Sean's badcountrysong journal so I decided to see what it said so now you get to see what it says cause I once again am bored, but I am also tired so I think I am going to go to sleep but yeah here is my stuff some of it is kind of contradicting.


S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
E You are a very exciting person.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
H You are not judgemental

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Date:2003-11-17 09:57
Subject:Push it, Push it all the way
Security:Public
Mood: sick

I woke up yesterday and was all stuffy and icky but then I went out into the living room to watch TV with Bulldog and my crazy sickness mysteriously progressed very fast I ended up only getting off the couch like 3 times yesterday and that was only to pee. I was so dead and still am but now I can't sleep so I acctually came to bed at like 2 in the morning and I have been awake since like 9, so I am going to be a very happy camper today (I hate that saying by the way, I don't know why I just said it) But I am going to Johna's house today to watch the Steeler's game and most likely see them lose but I hope not cause I am sick of seeing them lose. I am very boring today so I am going to shut up. Yeah right now.

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Date:2003-11-15 22:54
Subject:Shake your TiggoBitties!
Security:Public
Mood: ecstatic

Tonight was major funnness!! I went to a house party/concert thing were my homies IronFist and Stigmata were playing and they kicked major bootay!! I loved it! it was all in this person's backyard and this drunk dood fell in the pool it was exciting. But yeah needless to say it rocked hardcore style, and anyone that likes horror core or the wicked shit but I will tell you this if you are a juggalo this isn't an ICP rip off or anything they do thier own thing and they do it hella well. But yeah If you like that kinda stuff and you wanna know about the two bands that I mentioned go to www.WarLord-Records.com. And they are begging Bulldog to collaberate on a song with them and they are taking one of his joke songs it is called "Don't Scream" (rip on No Doubt's Don't Speak) and they are putting it on there record...So that should be funny. But yeah they rock some major socks!! like this...


Right now I am getting ready to watch a movie cause it is movie time, but I will updizate later!

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Date:2003-11-14 11:33
Subject:Perhaps we better start from the begining
Security:Public
Mood: frustrated

I am frustrated cause I just made this cool little icon and I can't use it cause it is to like 134kb and you can only have 40 for an icon on here but I will attempt to show it to you actually moving.




I wanna use it DAMN YOU LIVE JOURNAL...I want to soak up all of your bandwidth!! and you should let me!

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Date:2003-11-12 13:55
Subject:When will it end, when will you just let me die?
Security:Public
Mood: cranky

I'm mad my fucking Wall/ceiling is leaking, we pay $1,160 or some shit and then this crap happens, can you tell me the problem with this picture? I mean it is one thing to have some funky cheap ass apartment that has shit like this but when you pay that much, and our apartment is really nice, then it is pretty messed up that we have to deal with this shit. Other than that everything is going good I have to go to another Journey's interview at 4:00 on friday so hopefully I get that job. Dude, you know the wierd kiosks in teh mall where they sell random things? Well when I was at the mall yesterday I was getting ready to go to do the intervies thing and some guy grabbed me and was like "let me see your nails". So I showed him my nails and I bite my nails so they are a mess all the time pretty much and he is all like this is an emergency and he pulls me up to his little kiosk and starts going nuts on my finger, buffing it and putting wierd crap on it. And he had this weird ass french accent it was the scariest thing that ever happened to me, and when he was finished he goes "are you ready to witness a miracle?"...and I was like "sure" and he moved the thing over my nail and showed it to me and my nail looked like it did pretty much any other spontanious time I have looked at my finger. It was insane, the he was like "you can have everything that I have done here for $45.95" or some crap, and I said "so you're telling me that for $50.00 I can have ugly chewed on nails?" and he "said no look it is shiny and beautiful." I ended up laughing and walking off but it was so funny, you probably just had to be there but yeah I felt like talking about it cause it was interesting. Well I am getting ready to watch Anger Management so I will update later. YaY!! for leaking walls/ceilings!

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Date:2003-11-11 09:35
Subject:You thought you were standing beside me, you were only in my way
Security:Public
Mood: blah

I just became really angry because my thingie got suspended...cause the people at livejournal abuse team aren't emailing me back and it is over something really trivial and I don't have any of my entries that I was in the process of transferring over to this user name. So on my actual journal page it is a few recent ones and then it goes to like 2 years ago cause I started with the oldest ones and worked my way up I got like 60 something old ones and I had like 300 entries or some crap so all the stuff in the middle is just gone. Very angry is me. But it is all good cause I am going to the mall today and I have to mail some letters cause I am a procrastinator now I have to mail them like over night or priority or whatever cause I was suppose to send them out yesterday and when I left I thought they were in my purse and yeah, they weren't so I think I will do that before I go to the mall, wait, I don't think the post office is open today, it is like Grandparent's day or something stupid like that. FooooK! I took this pic as a request for a non livejournaler but I will show the retardedness to you anyway. I look major stupid as usual. But I thought everyone well just here....


I have to go to the mall for a reason actually but I wanna get sumpin' whilst I am dar. I need new shoes and some other junk I want the pastel 70's socks like da ones Mandee gave me but I don't know if I am going to get them or not cause I am not really a pastel person I probably won't ever wear them. But I think I want them anyway so I probably will get them.

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Date:2003-11-10 16:05
Subject:
Security:Public
Mood: crazy

Heheheee...I am in a crazy mood today and yeah I wanna go somewhere to unleash my craziness upon someone/someplace. I think I am going to do that now but before I do I am going to show you da pic I took for punkbucket.....



Yay for the Fun that is about to insue.

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Date:2003-11-07 21:03
Subject:Dorky Fresh!
Security:Public
Mood: anxious

I am back in Vegas now after my wonderful trip to Chicago/St Louis/Mt Carmel IL/Evansville IN....and I think I have a job at Journey's in Boulevard Mall I went and filled out applications today and the chick at journey's basically told me that I was hired, cause her boss would love me or some crap and that I need to come back Tuesday and do an interview thing. Hopefully I get it cause I think it would be aight to work at journey's they have some cool stuff up in thurr, and I need it cause if I don't have $120.something by the 14th of this month then I can't do anything cause I will be in jail cause I am a dork... but it will be easier to ask someone to borrow money if I actually have a way to pay it back so I think I am going to try my mom again and if she says no then I will have to ask well, I don't know. Not having money sucks but what sucks more is that we have had money since I have been here and now that I really need it, it isn't there. Yeah that is my luck I guess. I think I am pretty much done...oh here is my new Tech N9ne beanie that I got at Wicked Wonka, Tech N9ne is a pimpin' pimpy man.


Yay that one was kinda taken on accident...there is no explanation for the next one except I am a dork and there is a mysterious black thing on my elbow that looks like an elbow pad but I assure you I have no idea what it is.
here is the beanie freshnessCollapse )

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